Anonymous asked: ADMIN! WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE RIDING CROP THAT I USE TO- I MEAN DISCIPLINARY ACTION?

THE DISCIPLINARY ACTION IS BASICALLY ONE OF THE BEST TEAM SUPPORT OPTIONS SOLDIER GETS. IT HELPS YOU GET PLAYERS UP FRONT FASTER AND IS MOST USEFUL MID-GAME FOR SUPPORTING A SOLID PUSH FORCE; BUT IT ALSO HAS THE BENEFIT OF BEING FANTASTIC FOR HELPING ALLIED ENGINEERS FORWARD DURING SETUP TIME, BECAUSE THE SOONER THEY REACH THEIR POSITION, THE SOONER THEY CAN BUILD. OVERALL IT’S A DAMNED SOLID OPTION AND IF YOU’RE NOT PLANNING ON MELEEING ANYONE TO DEATH THEN YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CONSIDER PACKING THIS WEAPON. IT’S A TEAM THING.

-TFHT

EDIT: MOTHER OF FUCK, I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT, DESPITE ITS -25% DAMAGE, IT’S ACTUALLY FUCKING SOLID AS HELL JUST BECAUSE IT HAS THE LONGEST MELEE REACH OF ANY WEAPON, INCLUDING DEMOKNIGHT’S SWORDS.

OKAY THE KUNAI POST IS COMING BUT MY SISTER TOOK ME OUT TO THIS NICE JAPANESE PLACE FOR DINNER SO THAT KIND OF DERAILED IT BUT I AM WORKING DILIGENTLY ON IT (AND NOT AT ALL SHIRKING RESPONSIBILITY IN ORDER TO DRINK DAYQUIL RECREATIONALLY).

BARD™

captainchiefchampions asked: SOLLY- MY FUCKING SWAG BLOOD BOTKILLER DICK LAUNCHER, STOCKY SHOTGUN, AND MY TRUSTY FACE MELTING ESCAPE PLAN SO I CAN FUCK THEIR FACES OFF.

THIS IS BASICALLY OBJECTIVELY THE BEST SOLDIER LOADOUT.

I DON’T PERSONALLY USE IT, AS I’M TOO ATTACHED TO THE BLACK BOX AND EQUALIZER, BUT TBH, STOCK IS PROBABLY ACTUALLY BETTER AND THE ESCAPE PLAN, DESPITE IT’S DICK-SHRIVELING NERF, IS STILL PRETTY RIDICULOUS.

USE IT IF YOU WANT TO I GUESS, I DON’T, BUT IT’S PRETTY GOOD.

BARD™

THANKS TO THE DUE DILIGENCE OF OUR FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS, I NOW HAVE A PLETHORA OF WEAPONS TO REVIEW THAT I HAD BASICALLY ALL BUT FORGOTTEN ABOUT. 

A POST ABOUT THE KUNAI SHOULD BE COMING UP LATER TODAY, THAT KNIFE IS HELLA RAD.

BARD™

AAAAAH

GIVE ME WEAPONS TO REVIEW, I’VE BEEN KIND OF AT A LOSS TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE I WANT TO MEDICALLY EXAMINE. MAYBE EVEN GIVE ONE A COLONOSCOPY (WINK WINK).

AHEM.

ANYWAY, FILL THE INBOX WITH WEAPONS, AND HOPEFULLY I’LL PICK A GOOD ONE AND HAVE A REVIEW UP BY THE END OF THE DAY.

I’M ON SPRING BREAK RIGHT NOW, SO I’M DOING NOTHING WITH MY TIME AND WANT TO REVIEW WEAPONS PARTYING YEAHHH #GETTURNT

BARD™

nitrogendesign asked: SCATTERGUN, MAD MILK, CANDY CANE FOR SCOUT, GOGOGO

#TOPDOGSCOUTLOADOUT

THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE LOADOUT FOR PLAYING A SUPPORT/PUSH STYLE SCOUT, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP UP THE KILLIN’ AND THE MILKIN’. THIS IS A SHIT SOLO LOADOUT, AS THE DECREASED DAMAGE POUR WITH THE LACK OF A PISTOL AND THE INCREASED EXPLOSIVE DAMAGE FROM THE CANE KIND OF MAKE YOU A PUSSY, BUT SURROUNDED BY HEAVIES WITH THEIR SPINNING DICKS AND BULLETS, THIS IS AMAZING. TO COMPLETE THE SUPPORT SET, I MIGHT EVEN TRY OUT THE SHORTSTOP INSTEAD OF THE SCATTERGUN.

EITHER WAY 9/10 #SOLID #SWAG.

BARD™

racwade asked: POMSON, SHORT CIRCUIT, GUNSLINGER FOR OFFENSIVE ENGIE.

THE SHORT CIRCUIT MAKES THIS LACK A LITTLE BIT OF SASS FOR AN OFFENSIVE ENGINEER. THE SC IS MORE SUITED FOR HANGING AROUND AND ZAPPING THE LIVELIHOOD OF ENEMY SOLDIERS AND DEMOS THAT TRY AND COME NEAR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. AS WELL, THE POMSON ISN’T THAT STRONG FOR OFFENSE, IT’S MORE SUITED TO DEFENSE, THOUGH IT IS AT LEAST POSSIBLE TO GO ON A DICK TEARING RAMPAGE WITH IT. I’D AT LEAST REPLACE THE SHORT CIRCUIT WITH THE PISTOL FOR MORE OFFENSIVE CAPABILITIES.

SIDE NOTE THOUGH: THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL RAEGTROLL LOADOUT EVER. ZAP AWAY UBER AND INVIS, SHORT CIRCUIT AWAY PROJECTILES, AND THEN MINISENTRIES EVERYWHERE. PERFECT.

BARD™

TODAY IS THE ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF ME JOINING THIS BLOG

:’)

WHERE ARE MY ANNIVERSARY GIFTS

BARD™

#EVERYONEINAPUBMATCH

HIT ME UP WITH MORE SHIT TO REVIEW THO.

BARD™

Anonymous asked: HERE'S A LOADOUT IVE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH: SHORTSTOP,PRETTY BOY POCKET PISTOL, SUN-ON-A-STICK/STOCK BAT

SUN-ON-A-STICK MORE LIKE PIECE-OF-SHIT-ON-A-STICK AMIRIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*AHEM*

ANYWAY, THIS SET SEEMS A BIT DISJOINTED TO ME. WHAT ARE YOU GOING FOR HERE? THE SHORTSTOP IMPLIES A RANGED LOADOUT, WHICH MEANS THAT THE PBPP IS MOSTLY DOWNSIDES. THE EXTRA SURVIVABILITY IS NEGATED BY THE FACT THAT YOU WON’T BE GETTING HIT AS MUCH, AND THE STOCK BAT (OR SUN-ON-A-STICK, BUT HAHAHA) WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT HELP YOU AT RANGE. I’D SUGGEST, IF YOU WANT A RANGED LOADOUT, SWAPPING THE STOCK OR SUN (ALWAYS SWAP THE SUN FOR SOMETHING ELSE THOUGH) FOR THE SANDMAN, AND POSSIBLY SWITCHING THE PBPP FOR THE STOCK PISTOL, BUT ULTIMATELY THAT’S YOUR CALL, AS IT’S MOSTLY A MATTER OF PREFERENCE. IF YOU WANT A MORE TANK-Y SUPPORT SCOUT, I’D SWITCH OUT THE STOCK OR SUN FOR THE CANDY CANE, AND THE SHORTSTOP FOR THE SODA POPPER. SWOOP IN, DROP SOMEONE COUNTERING A PUSH, AND FLY AWAY BEFORE THE SOLDIERS OR PYROS CATCH WIND OF YOU. THE PBPP MEANS NO FALL DAMAGE TOO, WHICH MAKES IT THE PERFECT SECONDARY FOR THE SODA POPPER.

BARD